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December 26, 2007 02:56 PM EST --
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
Jay Leno
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December 17, 2007 09:52 AM EST --
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns (1896-1996)
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December 27, 2007 08:52 PM EST --
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn
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December 19, 2007 10:44 AM EST --
"Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal." - Lenore Hershey
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January 02, 2008 02:30 PM EST --
"Did you ever notice that when you put the words "the" and "IRS" together it spells THEIRS"-
Author Unknown
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January 07, 2008 10:34 AM EST --
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."-Charles M Schulz
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January 08, 2008 01:10 PM EST --
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
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January 17, 2008 10:26 AM EST --
"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!" - Will Rogers (1879-1935)
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January 04, 2008 08:47 AM EST --
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."- unknown
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January 10, 2008 09:39 AM EST --
"Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn."- Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947-)
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January 21, 2008 10:00 AM EST --
On August 28, 1963. In Washington, D.C
Dr. Martin Luther King spoke these words which echo through time so that none will ever forget the world he saw in the world he lived in no matter . . .
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January 21, 2008 12:34 PM EST --
An individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in . . .
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May 29, 2008 12:34 PM EDT --
Hey everyone it's been a long time since this girl touched base with those Gatherers whom I hold dear!
Well you might be interested to know that I have now been to 12 countries I just got back . . .
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January 15, 2008 11:06 AM EST --
Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.~Beatrix Potter
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January 11, 2008 08:23 AM EST --
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."- Woody Allen
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January 14, 2008 10:16 AM EST --
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."- Mel Brooks
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January 03, 2008 01:52 PM EST --
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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